Weeelll. I haven't updated this in a while, I guess I should. Started Uni in...uuh...July? I forget.

Freshers week was awesome: 13 nights in a row of drunken depravity. I got lyringitus, which (while amusing) sucked, seeing as I couldn't talk, I could only squeak. That was an attractive 3 days. Headphone discos, pirate parties, neon theme nights (ahh, how I love neon), fake Malibu from Iceland (Palm Beach - it tastes a lot like bacon), sweaty foam parties in our bikinis - with minimal foam, freshers helpers (HAH), free crap that undoubtably I'll carry around for the rest of my life. I love tack. It was awesome.

The rest of the semester has been, well, pretty busy. I was elected onto the Queen Margaret Union's Board of Management (the QM is one of 2 student unions at Glasgow uni)...so that takes a lot of time. Its awesome though, I GET A T-SHIRT! We have to go 'on duty' a few times every 3 weeks which basically involves staying alive/awake/sober between 5pm and 4am. Fun times. We get to do other exciting things like mop up sick and kick underage people out. We get paid in drinks and meal vouchers though, so its all good. The people on the Board are amazing too. Man, I love you guys! Hahah, especially you, Mr.I-got-your-secret-santa-present-so-right-because-I-stalked-you

To be fair, it was an AWESOME present.

There have been many dramas, naturally. Oooh, how I could rant. But I won't. Some of them good, most of them pretty bad, haha! Fun times.

Why won't I rant on here?

Because if I wanted you to know, you already would.